With reference to the article published in Il Sole 24 Ore on April 29, the government of Palagruza reaffirms the determination not to allow foreign countries such as the Republic of Croatia to drill its territory for purposes petroleum and denies any agreement with multinational oil companies. The Liberal Socialist Republic of Palagruza is completely independent from dependence on hydrocarbons due to wind and wave action that produce about 1.8 KW / h.
Today our National Revolutionary Council has deliberated that frequencies of TV channels broadcasting italian mainstream songs contest will be oscured on a 20 miles area around our republic and exchanged with a random video selection from
«We are — and always will — for a total freedom, but too much is too much» declared official speaker of LSRP.
The italian newspaper continues to misplace the position of Croatia and Slovenia, but also to ignore our republic. It is unacceptable.
With reference to the referendum held in Croatia today, the Council reiterates that on the island of Palagruza you can marry people of any sex or simply love each other. Basically, our constitution says “none of our business.”
The Revolutionary Council of Liberal Socialist Republic of Palagruza renews to italian Republic offers in order to keep in our comfortable right rock Mr. Silvio Berlusconi, and his white dog, under home arrest.
A formal letter of protest was sent today to the Prime Minister of the Italian Republic, Enrico Letta, to express strong dissatisfaction and regret for the non-inclusion of Palagruza in the famous amusement park «Italia in Miniatura» in the region of Romagna, and the immediate reinstatement of our island. This action could jeopardize bilateral relations between our free republics.